Has Facebook Disenfranchised the Bumper Sticker?
Monday, May 30th, 2011Has Facebook Disenfranchised the Bumper sticker?
Facebook’s user base is in the gazillions. And, you can talk to any number of “gurus” and come up with just as many different guru reasons on why a simple upload and edit Website like Facebook is such a success.
Personally, I believe one of the core reasons for Facebook’s rapid success is the demise of the car bumper sticker - and Facebook just happened to be in the right place at the right time.
I’m seeing a lot less bumper stickers since the making and main-streaming of plastic bumpers on cars, and around that same time Facebook began and continues to grow like Lee Haney on a family size pack of you-know-what. I don’t believe this is a coincidence. Timing is everything as they say, and let’s face it, something had to replace the bumper sticker.
Think about it; when tons of people were slapping bumper stickers on their big-old metal bumpers you’d find out a lot about a person by just getting stuck behind someone at a red light. You would know if they had kids, if the kids were smart, if they had a pet, what kind of pets they liked, where they’ve been, a member of this or that, who I’m voting for, favorite sports team, and a helluva’ lot more, (you get the picture).
Hell, you could even “like” someone, bumper sticker style - if you were so inclined. Allow me to offer a scenario; let’s say you’re stuck at a light and the guy in the truck in front of you has a Harley bumper sticker, and you happen to be a Harley guy too, now you’re inspired - flush with a feeling of camaraderie you get the urge to let the dude know you’re a Harley guy, so, the light changes, you pull up to the side of the Harley bumper sticker truck guy and give him a little head “nod,” or maybe a thumbs-up, and there you go – the bumper sticker version of Facebook’s “like” button. Does “Honk if you love Jesus” ring a bell? How many “likes” do you think that bumper sticker got? Intel couldn’t make a big enough chip to count the “likes” on that one.
How many “conversations” do you think have been struck-up because of a “comment” made in response to a bumper sticker that was on someone’s car bumper that just happened to pull up next to you in a parking lot or somewhere? It could have went something like this; “hey, I see your kids are at so-and-so school and on the honor roll, well so are mine…blah, blah, blah.” And there we go again, the bumper sticker version of Facebook’s “comment” and “like” thing-a-ma-bob all rolled into one and at your service.
Are we seeing a parallel here? And why it is such a necessity, that we, as social creatures, find something to replace the bumper sticker as one of the basic and necessary components of human engagement and social interaction. All I can say is thank you Facebook.
The fundamentals between Facebook and bumper stickers aren’t that much different. Both are a vehicle to tell you something about me so as many other people as possible will see it, and keep seeing it - whether you like it or not.
So, to conclude, what is Facebook? Well, Facebook is the digital version of the bumper sticker, (may it rest in peace) with a lot of extendibility.
By the way, I think I’m going to get myself an older car with a metal bumper so I can put my “I’m on Facebook” bumper sticker on it. Or maybe not.
Next week’s Pittsburgh Internet Marketing topic, How Facebook WILL NOT disenfranchise the tattoo – maybe.





