2012 The World Ends; Will Your Facebook Page Be Ready?
2012 The World Ends: Will Your Facebook Page Be Ready?
Ok everybody, swallow hard, cause’ we all know what’s coming - Dec. 21st, 2012 it’s the end of the world. Basically, we’re all gonna’ be toast – real soon like. I figure about a week before the grand finale it’ll be total mayhem, people loading up on Slim Jims, Red Bull, some damn good cheap booze and all kinds of other stuff to make that “last hurrah” easier to take, and lets not exclude cats and dogs living together.
This is a big day for all of us – the end of the world - lots of things to think about – or not. Me, personally, I’ll regret not getting to see the latest James Bond, which I’m sure will be due for release probably on Dec.22th 2012. That’ll be just a bit too late I believe. I always dug the James Bond movie endings when it says “James Bond will return” well, this time he won’t – bummer.
I’ve only scratched the tip of the iceberg here. You get the picture. It’s not going to be peachy.
So, let’s get down to brass tacks. What’s really going to be important when the world ends on December 21st 2012? You know it, I know it, and just about everybody else knows it – so it’s unanimous - and that is will your Facebook page be updated and ready for the mother of all events?
You can forget everything else, even Pittsburgh Internet Marketing, and here’s why; Facebook has given us all a reason to live again by helping us magnify our most cherished and addictive subject – ourselves. But now this is all going end. These things happen. So, since Facebook has given us the means to “embrace and extend” the ultimate importance of us, it stands to reason that when the end comes - and need I remind you it’s real soon, the only thing that’s really going to matter is us all having our Facebook pages nice and spiffy, updated and ready for the big “Check In” (or would that be “check out”). Because, when the world ends on Dec. 21st 2012, and it isn’t on Facebook, how in the hell will anybody know?
But hey, look on the upside, everyone’s going to save money on Christmas gifts, and the best part is you can let everybody know that – on Facebook.
Like us on Facebook before the world ends, would ya. It would mean the world to us.